askarsswedishmeatballs: Hold the phone, everyone just lost their shit. It’s Alexander Skarsgard. Let’s see if we can peel him away from the lunch line of twiggy models, shall we? “So Alex, we’d like to ask you one question, would that be alright?” “Of course my friend, anything!” he beams. “How did Alexander Skarsgaard get here?” “Oh man, I really like this question! It would be so easy for me to say “The elevator”” We agreed “But look, I see that this is one of those really open ended questions, and I like that! So many things brought me here, but first it began with my mother and my father. I owe them everything. Oh, also I really like The Kills!” We continued our chat on The Kills briefly till the nicest vampire we’ve ever met announced he had to pee, so we took the talk to the famed urinals of The Standard. “So tell me this my friend from The Observer, how did you get here?” as we both unzip our jeans. For the next few minutes Skarsgaard did the interviewing, and concluded (completely mistakenly) that we too would be able to be as lucky with the ladies as he is. We informed him, that we were flattered but that the two of us were definitely a few standard deviations apart. . It crossed our minds as we zipped our flies and washed our hands that if there was ever a guy you’d want as a life coach, this is that guy. http://www.observer.com/2012/02/fashion-week-soldiers-on-and-we-take-a-leak-with-alex-skarsgard/
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Hold the phone, everyone just lost their shit. It’s Alexander Skarsgard. Let’s see if we can peel him away from the lunch line of twiggy models, shall we?

“So Alex, we’d like to ask you one question, would that be alright?”

“Of course my friend, anything!” he beams.

“How did Alexander Skarsgaard get here?”

“Oh man, I really like this question! It would be so easy for me to say “The elevator””

We agreed

“But look, I see that this is one of those really open ended questions, and I like that! So many things brought me here, but first it began with my mother and my father. I owe them everything. Oh, also I really like The Kills!”

We continued our chat on The Kills briefly till the nicest vampire we’ve ever met announced he had to pee, so we took the talk to the famed urinals of The Standard.

“So tell me this my friend from The Observer, how did you get here?” as we both unzip our jeans.

For the next few minutes Skarsgaard did the interviewing, and concluded (completely mistakenly) that we too would be able to be as lucky with the ladies as he is. We informed him, that we were flattered but that the two of us were definitely a few standard deviations apart. .

It crossed our minds as we zipped our flies and washed our hands that if there was ever a guy you’d want as a life coach, this is that guy.

http://www.observer.com/2012/02/fashion-week-soldiers-on-and-we-take-a-leak-with-alex-skarsgard/

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    No freaking way. O_O
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    Too cool and too funny!!!!
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    Hopefully the guy kept looking at his eyes!! If it were me, I would be glancing at the gracious plenty LMFAO
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    there is something about this dude that seems so genuine. i mean i’m sure he fucks models all day every day but he still...
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